So the last post created quite the discussion – who knew we had dated so many dopes?! Tis’ a blessing and a curse, buuuuut sharing and commiserating has proven to be both entertaining and educational. Thank you ladies, and gentlemen (yes, there was more than one male response), for sharing stories of the dopey ones you’ve had the (mis)fortune of dating, or simply eating an awkward dinner with once.
So with that being said, I bring you more dopes you shouldn’t bother dating.
Exhibit 1: The Momma’s Boy
Exhibit 3: Mr. High School
You know the dreamy Homecoming King Mr. School Spirit Class President? That was awesome, but HELLO, it’s 2012 – it’s been ten years and you’re still stuck in a time warp of high school euphoria. Translation? You’re at the local watering hole buying shots for current high school seniors on a Tuesday. A date with this dope consists solely of rehashing that game-winning touchdown that took their team to state whilst driving through the campus in his 2001 Mustang. Welcome Back Kotter? I’ll pass.
Who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Well, everybody. This dope thinks he can have you, and the other girl and that one girl that he met that one time – all at the same time. As long as you can compartmentalize and be nice it’s ok, right? This guy is arguably the worst simply because he cannot be trusted, no matter how convincing he may sound. To quote the Black Keys, “the look of the cake, it ain’t always the taste.”
Word. xoxo.
Katie Powell Bell 
Katie, my girl, this post was awesome. Loved how you incorporated my stories and quoted me! And your "Good looks do not cover crazy"? Priceless.Beth