Dear B: Family + Holiday = Death?

Dearest B,I was way excited to go home and spend some quality time with my family over the Thanksgiving holiday but then it was a complete disaster. First of all they kept talking to me. THEN my mom asked if I was going to put on pants when I walked out in my thickest Lulu [...]

777, See You Never.

It's no secret I'm a closeted Rihanna admirer, despite the fact that she is not so secretly still in love with the criminal cray himself, Chris Brown. So to promote her new album, Unapologetic, BadGirlRiRi embarked on a trip completely planned by DefJam staff in hopes of gaining some good PR....the 777 tour. 7 shows [...]

I Can’t.

In preparation of days set aside for gorging ourselves on complex sugars and carbohydrates, hiding from awkward family members and remembering what we're thankful for, I would like to celebrate items I just can't get on board with. Tay Tay Swift singing liveInsta-relationships Justin Bieber and people caring about him in generalWork emails sent before 8 amChanning Tatum ***Hello, Sexiest Man [...]

Paperboy: Boring it’s not.

Since most of you don't frequently slum it at the Belcourt and see such films, I will sum it up for you in a few miniature sentences.  Trashtastic Southern Florida in β€˜69Insert racial tension and some redneck inbreeds Zac Efron with great hairMatthew McCanaughey with exceptionally awful hair, oh and he's gayMacy Gray was a maidNicole Kidman wears [...]

Dear B: Should I CrossFit?

Dear B,I'm a healthy 20-something female who is in pretty good shape, fitness wise. I mean I just ran a half-marathon and I juice for two meals a day! Just sayin'. I can always fit comfortably into my skinny jeans but I still feel fat. I keep hearing about CrossFit and how amazing the workouts [...]