In preparation of days set aside for gorging ourselves on complex sugars and carbohydrates, hiding from awkward family members and remembering what we’re thankful for, I would like to celebrate items I just can’t get on board with.
Tay Tay Swift singing live
Justin Bieber and people caring about him in general
Work emails sent before 8 am
Ex-boyfriends who pose for family pictures with kids who aren’t his
The words crunk, adorbsicles and hardcore
Bitter Tennessee fans (I’ll miss Dooley’s pants, too)