I Can’t.

In preparation of days set aside for gorging ourselves on complex sugars and carbohydrates, hiding from awkward family members and remembering what we’re thankful for, I would like to celebrate items I just can’t get on board with. 

Tay Tay Swift singing live
Justin Bieber and people caring about him in general
Work emails sent before 8 am
Channing Tatum 
***Hello, Sexiest Man Alive committee, you forgot Ryan Gosling? Obvs, your mistake
Ex-boyfriends who pose for family pictures with kids who aren’t his
The words crunk, adorbsicles and hardcore
Bitter Tennessee fans (I’ll miss Dooley’s pants, too)

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