Is Adele Pregnant?

TEXTS I RECEIVED FROM MY MOTHER WHILE WATCHING THE OSCARS
*my mother does not drink
(after seeing Ben Affleck) He’s the toast of the town.
I like the host.
John Travolta scares me. 
(on Life of Pi) I don’t think that movie came to Jackson. 
They’re all lip synching. 
(on Jennifer Hudson) I can’t understand a thing she’s screaming.
Is Adele pregnant? 
That little girl nominated is so cute – she’s in a movie?
(I asked: What is Anne Hathaway wearing?) I don’t know – I think it’s supposed to be a dress. It’s modest, though.
Why couldn’t that Twilight girl have at least brushed her hair?
She’s stoned. 
Barbara Streisand is amazing and I know talent.
Well now they’re all off to drink and sleep with each other’s wives. 
XOXO,
B

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