Ladies of the World: George Got Dumped.

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I did not foresee this twist of celebrity fate – George Clooney is infamous for loving and leaving gorgeous women but being so dashingly handsome and humanitarian about it that no one can fault him. People.com, who knows pretty much everything (right?), is reporting that Stacy Keibler broke things off because they just “wanted different things.” Solid reason for a break-up but one has to wonder:

  1. Did she wake up this morning crying “What have I done?!” as she saw the end of Ocean’s Eleven on TBS?
  2. How is George taking this break-up? Is he blaming himself? Is he driving his Bentley by Stacy’s house and eating mint chocolate chip ice cream by the carton?

Let’s be real, George is probably going to take this like the Cary Grant that he is and start a new film company, write a memoir and/or go on a bro-trip with Affleck to some tropical locale while building wells to bring freshwater to millions. So with all that being said and Batman moving on to the next one, here are some lovely ladies who would look even more lovely by his side:

  • Jessica Chastain (she needs some fun in her life)
  • Olivia WildeΒ (chic)
  • Katy Perry (break up with John Mayer, please)
  • Marisa Tomei (remember her?)
  • Karen Elson (ginger, fabulous and NORMAL)

XOXO,

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