Socially Unacceptable Halloween Costumes

Oh how I love this time of the year. Pumpkins o’ plenty, orange in my Oreos and Hocus Pocus on every channel. Children of all ages scour party stores and Amazon to find the perfect costume to celebrate and while I am all about freedom of the imagination, some disguises should be off limits.

Sexy nurse

Sexy cat/dog/mouse

Sexy Bin Ladin

Miley Cyrus (with or without said teddy bear and outstretched tongue)

Anyone from Orange Is The New Black (Poor, Hough)

Anything involving wearing balloons

Manti Teo’s “girlfriend”

Paula Deen

Anything related to the government shutdown

Adult Baby (i.e NorthWest)

If all else fails, just wear glitter. Trick or treat, lovelies!

XOXO,