For some of you, when I say Christian Bale you say Batman. For others, you say “Wow, he was so fat in American Hustle.” And for others, who are awesome, you say Newsies. Have no idea what I’m talking about? Go hit up the Disney vault and watch 17-year-old Christian Bale sing and be adorable – don’t even say musicals aren’t your thing.
Maybe you watched the Golden Globes last night. Maybe you saw the highlights come through your Facebook newsfeed like the American that you are. No judgment either way but in case you missed it, Mr. Bale was not there so really the joke was on me. American Hustle and its two leading ladies did win so it was almost like looking at Bale not smile for three hours.
So thank you, CB, for being too cool for a B- awards show and yet again proving that you are obsession-worthy. Please make another movie soon.