COMMENTARY FROM THREE EDUCATED WOMEN DURING THE BACHELOR FINALE.

Chris Harrison is basically Bieber's stepdad.Does Sean "no eyebrows" Lowe own shoes?Do you think he has a belly button?His v-neck was sprayed on, obviously.Say note again. NOTE.Give a rose to Sean's dad.Her voice makes me want to vomit this gluten-free cookie up.She sounds like an 8 year old with a sinus infection.Can you have HIS [...]

THINGS FOUR WELL-EDUCATED WOMEN SAID WHILST WATCHING YET ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE BACHELOR.

They have the same part.Chris Harrison is probably already on the island, floating and reading People.The divorce isn't final from her wife.An eating disorder? Tell me something new.He's dead in the eyes.His inner thigh! Nothing about that is attractive.Do not make them get in the river.They've photo shopped the camera man who is actually driving [...]